for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to give my hair a “home-made oil treatment”, so i put a whole bottle of vitamin e oil (bad choice) in my hair. then i thought that wasn’t enough so i poured a bunch of olive oil in. then i took a shower last night and thought i got it all out but today i look like i haven’t taken a shower in 12 days. SUCCESS?? 

Break-Up Lines

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ORIGINALLY darnitmeritme
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algorithmsandcinematics:

meridional:

littleoyster:

rosiebeck:

This is the best video in existence. Your argument is invalid.

I used to do this when I was alone on the orange line. 

John Barrowman, be my spirit animal

Oh Captain Jack

i don’t know why this video makes me so happy 

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ORIGINALLY rosiebeck

(Source: wild-lion)

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ORIGINALLY wild-lion

(Source: williamnutter)

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  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

(Source: -kunis)

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ORIGINALLY -kunis
  • ARTIST: Mayday Parade
  • SONG: The Last Something That Meant Anything
  • ALBUM: Tales Told By Dead Friends
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meghanemily:

“And I’ll borrow words from all my favorite paragraphs to write a ballad while we say the things we’d hope would mean the most to me. And each line is sent, I have found a new pages of hope for the days when I feel like I’ve lost everything. You know my heart, so tell me honestly did you ever really want this? Know all these lines cause my jealous heart really can’t take that. So I’ll sing this song for everyone that’s come out lost. But I’ll be okay, is that what you want me to say? It’s called breakup cause it’s broken.” 

I’ve never felt so numb. I just want to feel okay again.

simplycontent:

facethedawn:

babytuna:

A lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I work with but I think, even then I knew that I was waiting for my wife.

well shit. :’)

can i just start handing over all my feels/creyz now or

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ORIGINALLY babytuna